Three Word Story Game!

Easy game!
We're gonna write a story, by using three words per post :3

Like... I'll start with:
In the beginning

And the next person continues with three more words :3
Only three words, 'kaay?!

So~

In the beginning

banana ruled the

southeastern territory of

the dominican republic

which exploded with

large chicken wings

that tasted like

smelly toe fungus

from candy land

where the old

dragon hid his

beloved pink pig

from the evil

black bucket of

roast beef that

came with a

giant, man eating

piñata, slobbering pink

confetti while it

danced the polka

liked to burn

everything that was

(This sentence doesn't make sense with Des' addition... xD;; )

flashy or orange

Yeah, I noticed that too xD

because when he

was an octogenarian

(big words make these oddly fun)