Conspiracy

There's a grand plot afoot in the food industry. Adults and nutritional experts have been working together to fool us all.

Did you know your tongue cells realign every 7 years? And, as such, your tongue is constantly brushing away old cells and getting new ones. And because of that, your sense of taste is temperamental. Though it is true there is some regularity to what you'll like, it is also true that things you liked a lot as a kid you may find you dislike them as you grow older. And likewise, as you grow older you start to like foods that you wouldn't have been interested in as a kid.

So as you age you start to realize. "Hey, Vegetables aren't all bad." Or at least, that's what happens. You put away sweets and start to eat vegetables. Especially because commercials are telling you your heart is about to explode. And no one wants that.

So adults started to eat vegetables and they're like, "Eh, this isn't too bad. Its green. Like money. It must be good for me."

Then they had kids, and these kids whined because vegetables taste gross. Their tastes hadn't realigned yet.

But then the adults were like. "But I don't want to make a separate meal for my kids. They're so loud and leave toys everywhere." So they made the kids eat vegetables anyway. And they came up with this bogus story of "It making you grow up big and strong" and "Being good for you." In truth it was good for them. The adults! So they didn't have to make separate good tasting meals for the kids. But not for the kids. Who wasted their good years eating lettuce and onions when they could have been dining on cakes and ribs.

And thus, the conspiracy.


....IT kind of reminds me of something you'd see in Kids Next Door. Oh well. Enjoy! But be careful. This knowledge is dangerous as there are those who wish to keep it as it is.

I knew it!!!

So what do I do?!? I haven't fallen prey to the matured taste buds yet, I guess O_o

Groundbreaking~ It's what I do. ^^

Ha. I haven't heard the taste of the taste buds realigning in years!

In any case, I wonder if kids who grow up on a raw vegan or vegan diet feel the same way about sugary foods. O-o Do they learn to hate it as a kid, then end up the opposite when they're older?

Nogitsune is bringing up child abuse. He's taking this rather seriously! O:

Also, he has 666 posts as of this post. Spooky.

Oh nu! Adults are evil creatures D: I never knew that about taste buds :O

Haha, i love KND~ =w=

I agree, KND was a fun show. ^^

Adults are evil. They are purily embodied in evil, can't you tell? Making us eat those vegetables. Its too late for me, Toshii, my taste buds have changed and I am already old. But you, Toshii! Its not too late for you!

quater wrote:Nogitsune is bringing up child abuse. He's taking this rather seriously! O:

Also, he has 666 posts as of this post. Spooky.

How would a raw-vegan or vegan diet be child abuse?

Isn't that justawesome though!?

^ How is a vegan diet child abuse?? Simple. Veggies either taste pretty gross or they are flavorless. Kids like flavor. To deprive them of such a simple pleasure... How disturbing. The fact that you don't see it that way is cause for concern, Lunami.

SammyTheBootlegger wrote:^ How is a vegan diet child abuse?? Simple. Veggies either taste pretty gross or they are flavorless. Kids like flavor. To deprive them of such a simple pleasure... How disturbing. The fact that you don't see it that way is cause for concern, Lunami.

Kids can learn to like them though. I like to think kids are spoiled on sweets. xP

LOL I LIKE FOOD!

That's not what this was about!

Nogitsune wrote:

SammyTheBootlegger wrote:^ How is a vegan diet child abuse?? Simple. Veggies either taste pretty gross or they are flavorless. Kids like flavor. To deprive them of such a simple pleasure... How disturbing. The fact that you don't see it that way is cause for concern, Lunami.

Kids can learn to like them though. I like to think kids are spoiled on sweets. xP

They can learn to like them - but they don't want to, and more importantly - why should they?? You don't have to give your kids scads of sweets and spoil them on it, but for developing bodies some sweet things are recommended, so what's the harm in a treat now and then??

SammyTheBootlegger wrote:

Nogitsune wrote:

SammyTheBootlegger wrote:^ How is a vegan diet child abuse?? Simple. Veggies either taste pretty gross or they are flavorless. Kids like flavor. To deprive them of such a simple pleasure... How disturbing. The fact that you don't see it that way is cause for concern, Lunami.

Kids can learn to like them though. I like to think kids are spoiled on sweets. xP

They can learn to like them - but they don't want to, and more importantly - why should they?? You don't have to give your kids scads of sweets and spoil them on it, but for developing bodies some sweet things are recommended, so what's the harm in a treat now and then??

I dunno. I actually dislike that I was given them in the first place. lol Got addicted to the stuff. Then I think of cultures (or religious groups) whom don't allow anything like sweets, or meat.

..........I like vegetables :3

Nogitsune wrote:

SammyTheBootlegger wrote:

Nogitsune wrote:

SammyTheBootlegger wrote:^ How is a vegan diet child abuse?? Simple. Veggies either taste pretty gross or they are flavorless. Kids like flavor. To deprive them of such a simple pleasure... How disturbing. The fact that you don't see it that way is cause for concern, Lunami.

Kids can learn to like them though. I like to think kids are spoiled on sweets. xP

They can learn to like them - but they don't want to, and more importantly - why should they?? You don't have to give your kids scads of sweets and spoil them on it, but for developing bodies some sweet things are recommended, so what's the harm in a treat now and then??

I dunno. I actually dislike that I was given them in the first place. lol Got addicted to the stuff. Then I think of cultures (or religious groups) whom don't allow anything like sweets, or meat.

Got addicted?? That may not have been anyone's fault but your own :D


And KKQ ~ I don't know if we can be friends anymore.

SammyTheBootlegger wrote:Got addicted?? That may not have been anyone's fault but your own :D

I'm going to blame the ones who handed me addictive substances when I was too young to know any better. xP

KarateKeyaQ wrote:..........I like vegetables :3

Good on you. xP
I'm just picky with them. O-o

Addictive substances?? It's not like they handed you a cigar! "Smoke up, Johnny!"

O-o How'd you know my name was John!

Cigars can smell rather lovely though. Addictive things are still addictive, and too much of anything is still bad for you. xP

I'm psychic ~ Duh.

Wow... This topic is straight to the point! O.o

No wonder I don't like margarine now when as a child, I used to smother EVERYTHING -- even my dog (<--that was semi-true) in margarine! XD

NYAHAHA! XD WOW!

I STILL LIKE FOOD :O

i like veggies too :O :O :O :O :O :O

Taste buds are a lie anyway! Don't listen to them!

Food is meant to help your body grow, it doesn't have to taste good!

HAH! I DISAGREE!!!!

:|

FOOD HAVE TO TASTE GOOD :O

GOURMETS beg to differ~