You Had To Be There

Mac: I don't know. I could be the Messiah. You never know.
Charlie: The Messiah? Really...?
Mac: The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Charlie: I knew you were going to ruin this for me. God damn it!
Mac: I would really appreciate it if you didn't use my name in vain.

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Mac: I'm in love with a man. And that man is God. Does that make me gay? Am I GAY for God? You betcha!

I thought of Mac from Fosters.

Who's that?

Cartoon character.

quater wrote:I thought of Mac from Fosters.

I did to.

Bano said he was gonna post something here and got my hopes up!

-In English Class-
Mrs D: *talking about Hitler and the Nazis* Sarah Palin did something like Hitler did when she started her own political party the Tea Party..And I am not comparing Sarah Palin to Hitler. >_>;
Class: XD

Mom: "You dad won't be able to remember the date of our first date. He'll remember that it was a hay ride being done by his dormitory. He'll figure out the year because he'll remember we graduated in '86 and it was the fall semester. He'll know it was 1985, but not that it was September 28th."

*later that night~*

Mom: "When was our first date?"
Dad: "It was a hay ride."
Mom: "When?"
Dad: "It was our senior year."
Mom: "But when? What was the date?"
Dad: "...........It was '85."
Mom: "What day?"
Dad: *he's embarrassed at this point* "I don't know!"
Mom: "What did I tell you? He doesn't remember that it was September 28th of 1985." *smile*

quater wrote:Bano said he was gonna post something here and got my hopes up!

You're right! I did say that. I tbh I thought you would have done it. ^^

No way! I never post something I say that's funny. That's awkward.

I agree. You're not very funny

-At the DC Zoo-
Woman: Honey, we aren't going to find any lions or tigers on the Asia trail. They live in Africa. *walks away*
Katie: O___O; Is that woman stupid? Tigers live in Asia...
Me: XD I was thinking the same thing!

Katie: O_O; Woah! Look at that sign! *points*
Sign: "Hazard: Please stay off the cocks."
Me: o________<; Someone changed the sign.

Rayne K wrote:-At the DC Zoo-
Woman: Honey, we aren't going to find any lions or tigers on the Asia trail. They live in Africa. *walks away*
Katie: O___O; Is that woman stupid? Tigers live in Asia...
Me: XD I was thinking the same thing!

Katie: O_O; Woah! Look at that sign! *points*
Sign: "Hazard: Please stay off the cocks."
Me: o________<; Some changed the sign.

Huh..

I have it from a good source that Tigers do in fact live in Kenya.

Wrong. They live in narnia

I wrapped my sister's birthday present in duct tape, but with the sticky side out, so my brother took it and stuck the wrapped gift to his stomach.

Brother: "Here's your birthday present!"
Sister: "Oh boy, I get a belly button!"
Mom: "Oh boy! What would you ever do without a second belly button...."

Me: *Playing a game*
Game: You obtained some white sticky stuff from the floor! :D
Me: ._____________.; What...?
M: What have you been doing? >_>;
Me: Oh sush..*makes character walk over to a corpse*
Game: You obtained to soul of a hero!
Me: What the hell? I took his soul?
M: O_O; You got some white sticky stuff and took a guy's soul....Are you a succubus?

*in radio class; just before going on air*
Yoyo: "Ugh, my nose is running."
Julie: "And now it's time for the news. [Yoyo]'s nose is running. If you see it running across campus.... catch it!"

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I...(tharr be more) am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.
Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken.
She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her, it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
So guess where I am now...

^ My uncle's FB status (sorta)

Hahahaha. ^^

-At Zenkaikon waiting in Pre-Reg line-
Christine: :O Look at all of these Hetalia cosplayers! *points to a Canada cosplayer* Look there's even a Canada cosplayer!
Konohamaru cosplayer: What? Canada? Who? Where?
Christine: *points again* Right there. You see him?
Me: Christine....Fail. Its a Hetalia joke...
Christine: Oh FAIL.
Konohamaru cosplayer: Awwe, its okay.

Poor Canada. ^^

^ I like the fail, though. ^^

Fail is always fun.

So is Hetalia references.