You Had To Be There

I wrapped my sister's birthday present in duct tape, but with the sticky side out, so my brother took it and stuck the wrapped gift to his stomach.

Brother: "Here's your birthday present!"
Sister: "Oh boy, I get a belly button!"
Mom: "Oh boy! What would you ever do without a second belly button...."

Me: *Playing a game*
Game: You obtained some white sticky stuff from the floor! :D
Me: ._____________.; What...?
M: What have you been doing? >_>;
Me: Oh sush..*makes character walk over to a corpse*
Game: You obtained to soul of a hero!
Me: What the hell? I took his soul?
M: O_O; You got some white sticky stuff and took a guy's soul....Are you a succubus?

*in radio class; just before going on air*
Yoyo: "Ugh, my nose is running."
Julie: "And now it's time for the news. [Yoyo]'s nose is running. If you see it running across campus.... catch it!"

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I...(tharr be more) am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.
Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken.
She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her, it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
So guess where I am now...

^ My uncle's FB status (sorta)

Hahahaha. ^^

-At Zenkaikon waiting in Pre-Reg line-
Christine: :O Look at all of these Hetalia cosplayers! *points to a Canada cosplayer* Look there's even a Canada cosplayer!
Konohamaru cosplayer: What? Canada? Who? Where?
Christine: *points again* Right there. You see him?
Me: Christine....Fail. Its a Hetalia joke...
Christine: Oh FAIL.
Konohamaru cosplayer: Awwe, its okay.

Poor Canada. ^^

^ I like the fail, though. ^^

Fail is always fun.

So is Hetalia references.

i no get it

Out of nowhere:

Little brother upstairs: "It's okay, I pulled it out of the toilet!"

LOL!

Turns out that he and his brother had somehow managed to get a balloon in the toilet... It wasn't blown up or anything. We have no idea what they were doing. xD;

...WOW O___O sounds fun! LOL! but LOL balloon in ze toilet i can't imagine why xD

We can't figure it out, either. xD;

LOL! THAT BE FUN XDDDD

Oh! You told me about that. But you never gave me the rest of the story. ^^

because of... THE MOON!

What Jan Jan Jan said. It be right.

The triple Janster.

Yoyo wrote:Out of nowhere:

Little brother upstairs: "It's okay, I pulled it out of the toilet!"

*perverted chuckle* xD

hm

"A spider!"
"I left something in the hall!!!"